Gary Short has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps once a week, in a chair sitting up facing the wall. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small hockey rink and demanded Bush's resignation ( I think they were from California). The laws of physics do not apply to him. He balances, weaves, he dodges, he frolics and his bills are all paid.
Oh yeah, he also plays bass for Deep Pocket Theory... writes music, too.