Born: January 1, 1976
Although exceedingly beautiful now, as a child I was very ugly. How ugly were you? I'm sorry, what was that? I said 'How ugly were you?' Oh yes, I see. I was so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother! Hahaha... But seriously, a f&>king doctor slapped my f@&king mother, man! I shit you not. She didn't tell me about it until years later, and then what could I do? I don't know who this f@$king guy is. And at the time, I was, like, 30 seconds old! What can you do at 30 seconds? You don't know what it's like to lie there, naked and helpless while some f$@king college boy smacks your mum around...
Odd Man OutPosi-Tone Records
The BusinessPosi-Tone Records
Nick Hempton BandSelf Produced
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- Odd Man Out by Bruce Lindsay
- The Business by Jerry D'Souza
- The Business by Bruce Lindsay
- The Business by Dan Bilawsky
- Nick Hempton Band by Bridget A. Arnwine