Deep Pocket Theory
Gary Short has performed several covert operations for the CIA. He sleeps once a week, in a chair sitting up facing the wall. While on vacation in Canada, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small hockey rink and demanded Bush's resignation ( I think they were from California). The laws of physics do not apply to him. He balances, weaves, he dodges, he frolics and his bills are all paid.
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